Valley Assault
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Zoob the Goblin King
Zoob the Goblin King speaks...
YOU! NEW COMMANDER!
ZOOB HAVE WORDS!

Last year, old commander Grak go to big wall. Grak smash wall ALMOST TO PIECES. Zoob watch from far hill. Zoob cry happy tear. Beautiful day. But then defenders smash Grak back. Grak not come home. Zoob wait three whole minutes, then stop waiting. *belch*

YOU are new commander now. Zoob give you TEN YEARS to do what Grak not do — breach the big wall and send Zoob army through. Make valley peoples have very very bad day. This Zoob's dream. Do not ruin Zoob's dream.

Each year you get squads: orcs who smash wall, goblins who shoot defenders off the top, big stinky ogres who smash wall even more. You pick which squad attacks which section. Combat happen by itself. You just the boss. Be good boss.

REWARD: Destroy wall much? Zoob very impress. Zoob send MORE soldiers next year — maybe extra ogre if you really good. Destroy wall little? Zoob send fewer soldiers and make this face the whole time. 😒
WARNING: Lose the WHOLE army — every last goblin dead, none retreat? Then you come explain to Zoob what happen. Zoob then introduce you to the ogres. At dinner. You be the dinner. DO NOT LOSE WHOLE ARMY.

Zoob believe in you. Small amount. Maybe medium amount if you look capable. You look... okay. Probably fine. Hopefully fine.

Valley Assault

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YEAR 1 / 10
00:00
Pick squad! Pick wall section! Tell them smash! Is not hard!
FORCES: —

Where Send Goblins?

Not yet sent: 66
Ogres too big for Reserve squad!

YEAR — ZOOB JUDGE YOU

Who make it back
Wall smashing report
New soldiers from Zoob

HORN SOUND!

VICTORY!

Wall is DOWN! Army march through! Zoob do little happy dance! YOU NOT FAIL ZOOB!

Zoob victorious
Zoob the Goblin King

ZOOB VERY SAD

Army all dead. Zoob very sad. Also very hungry.